I may have done the impossible....
Jun. 6th, 2010 03:49 pmEg, I appear to have found a well written, and even more, well punctuated Unit story. that is not by me or my other few unit obsessed friends....
Of course, I may decide that I'm mistaken, I reserve the right to change my mind.
"Nah. They just smell worse and they have rotten table manners. And since I have to join you bozos on this god-forsaken mission, I'm lookin' out for myself." He straightened himself up. "You will still be able to draw on Stores for supplies. As for weapons, you can choose between the Arthur Ashe tennis racket and the one designed by Andre Agassi. I have already ordered you men a crate of golf balls. Think of them as a box of defective grenades. The golf clubs you get to supply for yourselves. The resort does boast several unimpressive sets for those of you already overdrawn on your pay."
Finished, and trust me, it's a good one! Snark, team bonding, and twists.
"Nah. They just smell worse and they have rotten table manners. And since I have to join you bozos on this god-forsaken mission, I'm lookin' out for myself." He straightened himself up. "You will still be able to draw on Stores for supplies. As for weapons, you can choose between the Arthur Ashe tennis racket and the one designed by Andre Agassi. I have already ordered you men a crate of golf balls. Think of them as a box of defective grenades. The golf clubs you get to supply for yourselves. The resort does boast several unimpressive sets for those of you already overdrawn on your pay."
Finished, and trust me, it's a good one! Snark, team bonding, and twists.